The background/what you missed in Part One: I graduated college, traveled around the world for a year and subsequently spent all my savings, so I got a job at a small fine dining restaurant and loved it enough to stay there for wayyyy longer than I planned. This time last year, I had just changed my mindContinue reading
Welp, it’s been a while. In fact, why don’t we start from the beginning?
For those of you who don’t know, I had a pretty exciting fling a few months ago.
I went to Venice a few weeks ago and had an ABSOLUTELY amazing time. I read about Venezia, as they call it in Italy, a few years ago in a book and thought it sounded completely magical (I mean, it was in a book called The Magicians, so go figure). I didn’t want to get myContinue reading
After arranging my sordid affair a lunch date with The Hot Italian, I had three days to learn as much of the Italian language as I could. There’s no better motivation to study than the fear of awkward date silences, amiright?
All of my single (and non-single, actually) female friends were so jealous when I told them I was going to Italy. I mean, it’s Italy! Everyone knows Italy is full of tanned athletic soccer players that would make me romantic candlelit dinners and call me “bella” every five minutes.
I’m having a love affair with a country. Scandalous. That’s right, Italy has stolen my heart and has no intention of returning it. That’s okay. I’m just as besotted.