The background/what you missed in Part One: I graduated college, traveled around the world for a year and subsequently spent all my savings, so I got a job at a small fine dining restaurant and loved it enough to stay there for wayyyy longer than I planned. This time last year, I had just changed my mindContinue reading
Welp, it’s been a while. In fact, why don’t we start from the beginning?
For those of you who don’t know, I had a pretty exciting fling a few months ago.
After arranging my sordid affair a lunch date with The Hot Italian, I had three days to learn as much of the Italian language as I could. There’s no better motivation to study than the fear of awkward date silences, amiright?
All of my single (and non-single, actually) female friends were so jealous when I told them I was going to Italy. I mean, it’s Italy! Everyone knows Italy is full of tanned athletic soccer players that would make me romantic candlelit dinners and call me “bella” every five minutes.
Just in case you were ever wondering who was behind the Kelsapoodle (and what the heck that meant anyways)…. I have been nominated for a Liebster award!
2014. WHAT A YEAR.