For those of you who don’t know, I had a pretty exciting fling a few months ago.
After arranging my sordid affair a lunch date with The Hot Italian, I had three days to learn as much of the Italian language as I could. There’s no better motivation to study than the fear of awkward date silences, amiright?
I’m having a love affair with a country. Scandalous. That’s right, Italy has stolen my heart and has no intention of returning it. That’s okay. I’m just as besotted.